A conference is a gathering of people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done.

Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference.

A Committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as a group decide that nothing can be done