A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.

The cynics are right nine times out of ten.

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.

I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.

I hate cynicism a great deal worse than I do the devil; unless perhaps the two were the same thing

War will never cease until babies begin to come into the world with larger cerebrums and smaller adrenal glands