A doctor, a judge, or a piece of paper shouldn't have the power to tell someone who he or she is. We should all have the absolute and inalienable right to define ourselves, in our own terms and in our own languages, and to be able to express our identity and perspectives without fear of consequences and retribution.
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Related I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES Yes! Very funny this terrible thing is. A man that is born falls into a dream like a man who falls i... JOSEPH CONRAD To be, or not to be, that is the question. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE You're still lovely," Mor said a bit gently. Elain offered a half smile. "I suppose that war m... SARAH J. MAAS I believe when we’re able to fully own and express ourselves, we are able to tap into a creative p... LAURYN DOLL The issue isn't whether he loved you, it's how much. Too much. Love can be poison SARAH J. MAAS I am broken and healing, but every piece of my heart belong to you. SARAH J. MAAS He thinks he'll be remembered as the villain in the story. But I forgot to tell him that the villain... SARAH J. MAAS Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold ... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Hodor," said Hodor. GEORGE R.R. MARTIN You do what you love, what you need SARAH J. MAAS I turned. Rhysand leaned against the archway into the sitting room, arms crossed, wings nowhere... SARAH J. MAAS To be or not to be. That's not really a question. JEAN-LUC GODARD No one is the same, and we all have different life experiences. It's not my place to judge them ... JOANNA KRUPA How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful. EVANS G. VALENS I know that David Tennant's Hamlet isn't till July. And lots of people are going to be doing Dr Who ... NEIL GAIMAN Use your heart. Understand. Learn to see things in the now, not as they were or will be, or as ... E.J. PATTEN The Biggest Threat to our Democracy, Freedoms and Future is Leadership that fosters and Appeases the... MICHAEL HARRIS We have a natural and supernatural identity. Our spirituality should be relevant to daily life; our ... E.N. SUPEN, THE VICTORIOUS KINGDOM QUOTES The earth is an arena of champions. We are all champions. We all did overcome millions of potential ... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH To be, or not to be: what a question! E.A. BUCCHIANERI In America, the stories we tell ourselves and we tell each other in fiction have to do with individu... ADAM JOHNSON We shouldn't judge people through the prism of our own stereotypes. QUEEN RANIA OF JORDAN Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you... C. JOYBELL C. She offered about three years ago to be a surrogate and we were hoping we wouldn't have to be faced ... TASHA RIDDLE Do I have the courage of being a ruthless man to myself with the complete knowledge on my manner or ... FEREIDOON YAZDI Most of us think we're too busy or too important to rest for a day. CRAIG GROESCHEL Anyways, that very same night there was a fight in the casino on B Deck. Some of the passengers got ... CHRISTINA ENGELA I think the purest of souls, those with the most fragile of hearts, must be meant for a short life. ... EMM COLE I believe someone should be able to dress according to the mood they're in. It shouldn't be ... CHER LLOYD 35. God is entitled to a portion of our income—not because He needs it but because we need to give... JAMES C. DOBSON Clay in the hands of a good potter suffers so many good turns, but in the end, we see its real and t... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH She made a fence of phrases, which seemed a treachery to herself. ELIZABETH TAYLOR You are the blood of the dragon. You can make a hat. GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Into God's hands let us now -- for the coming year, and for all the years of time, and for Eternity ... EDWARD B. PUSEY We have to set our own agenda, we have to set our own standards, we have to be very strong about wha... JACKIE DESHANNON You must have traveled all night,” she heard herself say. “I had to come back early.” Sh... LISA KLEYPAS All of us need to begin to think in terms of our own inner strengths, our resilience and resourceful... STEVEN PRESSFIELD Kindness is universal. Sometimes being kind allows others to see the goodness in humanity through yo... GERMANY KENT A coin is examined, and only after careful deliberation, given to a beggar, whereas a child is flung... PETER WESSEL ZAPFFE When a lot of voices, make up a noise, the man who is silent represents a voice. APURVA GAGLANI The answer isn't more time but a greater awareness of the time we have. CRAIG GROESCHEL I have the right to remain violente. Everything I say can and will be used against you. EMINEM Eventually I came across another passage. This is what it said: I am not commanding you, but I ... NICHOLAS SPARKS To kill a mockingbird. If you haven't read it, I think you should because it is very interesting. STEPHEN CHBOSKY I will never forget the vision of Jamie walking towards me. NICHOLAS SPARKS As these images were going through my head, my breathing suddenly went still. I looked at Jamie, the... NICHOLAS SPARKS You don't have to learn much out of books, it's like if you want to learn about cows, you go milk on... HARPER LEE You can't really get to know a person until you get in their shoes and walk around in them. HARPER LEE I want to share this bed with you, though," I breathed. "I want you to hold me." Stars flicker... SARAH J. MAAS The ability to make wise choices is the most valuable skill a person can develop. ABHISHEK RATNA A Ritual to Read to Each Other If you don’t know the kind of person I am and... WILLIAM STAFFORD The gift of writing; natural flow of thoughts from the deepest heart. LAILAH GIFTY AKITA If God give you strength and courage, don't use it to intimidate people or overpower them, rather us... ANTHONY LICCIONE When people begin to define the things that they believe in, based upon the exclusion of all the thi... C. JOYBELL C. I began by saying that our history will be what we make it. If we go on as we are, then history will... EDWARD R. MURROW To be or not to be is not a question of compromise. Either you be or you don't be. GOLDA MEIR To be mad is worse than not to be if this is what it is. JOHNNY RICH Hamlet's Cat's Soliloquy "To go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to re... HENRY N. BEARD To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being. TOM ROBBINS In the real world, they told you who to be, not the other way around. RHODA BELLEZA We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves. TOM ROBBINS The quest of the Inner Ring will break your hearts unless you break it. But if you break it, a surpr... C.S. LEWIS Peace does not walk up to our doorsteps and press the calling bell! We have to go out there and sear... AVIJEET DAS We all have our own life to pursue, our own kind of dream to be weaving, and we all have the power t... LOUISA MAY ALCOTT We all have our own life to pursue, Our own kind of dream to be weaving... And we all have the power... LOUISA MAY ALCOTT I’ve tried so hard to stay away from you,” he whispered one night, cuddling her while the moonli... LISA KLEYPAS She was scarcely a year older than I was, dark-haired, slender, with a face that would break your he... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN We are looking for our own virtue, our own piety, our own goodness, and so live on and in our own po... WILLIAM LAW He's for you and wants to help you be the person He created you to be. CRAIG GROESCHEL I've been in the business 25 years and I have never signed a piece of paper in a room that night wit... RUTH VITALE Absoballylutely top hole, wot. A and B the C of D I'd say. . . Above and Beyond the Call of Duty. BRIAN JACQUES Our true identity is to love without fear and insecurity. Our higher potential finds us when we set ... DOC CHILDRE Without someone speaking into your life and keeping you on track with the things you believe, you ha... CRAIG GROESCHEL The Doctor: This is bad, I don't like this. [kicks console and yells in pain] Never use force, you j... STEVEN MOFFAT No industry is immune and no occupation is safe. All of us need to begin to think in terms of our ow... STEVEN PRESSFIELD We all have different perspectives on life. We all do take different decisions in life each day base... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Not everyone has the time to be normal. LJUPKA CVETANOVA History is a wheel, for the nature of man is fundamentally unchanging. What has happened before will... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN We have a choice about how we take what happens to us in our life and whether or not we allow it to ... ANGELINA JOLIE Each of us -- and the Florida Supreme Court has said this -- has a right to control our own body. We... GEORGE FELOS I was not a pet, not a doll, not an animal. I was a survivor, and I was strong. I would no... SARAH J. MAAS I sipped from my wine. "And if he had grabbed me?" There was nothing but uncompromising w... SARAH J. MAAS There you are. I've been looking for you. His first words to me— not a lie at a... SARAH J. MAAS I was not prey any longer, I decided as I eased up to that door. And I was not a mouse. I ... SARAH J. MAAS No one was my master— but I might be master of everything, if I wished. If I dared. SARAH J. MAAS He drained his glass. "I made a mistake." "It's not the end of the world if you do that every n... SARAH J. MAAS I will kill anyone who harms you," Rhys snarled. "I will kill them, and take a damn long time doing ... SARAH J. MAAS Julia poured tea gracefully, but it all ran over into the saucers. ELIZABETH TAYLOR The next day, the villages came closer together until the beginnings and endings could no longer be ... PATRICK W. CARR It appeared to Harriet that she was always the one who remembered having seen other people. They nev... ELIZABETH TAYLOR Would you like me to grovel with gratitude for bringing me here, High Lord?" "Ah. The Suriel to... SARAH J. MAAS We all have different perspectives to life. We all do take different decisions in life each day base... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH I believe that the most important thing for a couple of any sort, to realize in their relationship w... C. JOYBELL C. All we actually have is our body and its muscles that allow us to be under our own power. ALLEGRA KENT To be called a sovereign nation, a nation has to be able to control its own borders. It is controlli... TOM TANCREDO Some people never take a chance and never know what it's like to live life to the full. CHLOE THURLOW Never to feel his own feelings sincerely, and to rise his pallid triumph to the point of regarding h... PESSOA FERNANDO Modern life is, for most of us, a kind of serfdom to mortgage, job and the constant assault to consu... MONTY DON Each man lives in his own universe and when he dies the world is over BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA
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Heather rolled her eyes and disappeared back... CHELSEA FINE I performed after 9/11 for relief workers down by Ground Zero. There were these men just coming back... CHELSEA PERETTI I'm actually a big fan of Kathy Griffin because I think she's really funny. I think she'... CHELSEA HANDLER When you interview celebrities, they're so guarded so many times, they can't reveal anything... CHELSEA HANDLER Burning Man is such a huge part of my life and my identity. The things I believe make me a good pers... CHELSEA TELLER I think with our problems with hopelessness and cynicism that [the solution] ultimately has to come ... CHELSEA CLINTON How we use these surpluses in this moment of prosperity will determine America's future for decades ... CHELSEA CLINTON For all the tornadoes Arkansas has, and the ones that have hit around Little Rock, we never had one ... CHELSEA CLINTON I didn't wear my knee brace for the first time, so I really felt like I could move around. CHELSEA WAGNER We're goof balls. We don't really care a whole lot about what's going on around us, as long as we're... CHELSEA DAVIS I am excited to work with NBC News to continue to highlight stories of organizations and individuals... CHELSEA CLINTON Great guys exist. They may not be in the package you think you like, and they may not come when you ... CHELSEA HANDLER I read a lot of 'Nancy Drew' books as a kid and considered myself a bit of an amateur detect... CHELSEA CAIN Another thing I take issue with are people who take their dogs on "play dates," or even worse, peopl... CHELSEA HANDLER I don't appreciate people who celebrate their dog's birthdays with "dog parties," and then invite th... CHELSEA HANDLER We play as a team. We don?t have one player. We have many players. CHELSEA MCTIGUE Movies were movies, whether they were old or new. They always captivated me, pulled me into worlds w... CHELSEA SEDOTI Movies were movies, whether they were old or new. They always captivated me, pulled me into worlds w... CHELSEA SEDOTI Phew, that was a close one. I just didn't seem to be able to get any good waves. I was lucky to get ... CHELSEA GEORGESON We were able to get them into foster homes within several hours. CHELSEA SHERIDAN Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink ag... CHELSEA HANDLER You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself. CHELSEA HANDLER Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not inter... CHELSEA HANDLER Along with the 97 percent of women who can see, I have never been a fan of redheaded men. CHELSEA HANDLER You get to learn about different cultures-the different parts of the country. The diversity is diffe... CHELSEA COWMAN I think it's a great opportunity, especially for students who have wanted to go out of state and cou... CHELSEA COWMAN We proved we could be safe and secure at home, and still have more allies and friends in the world. CHELSEA CLINTON Don't let your characters tell you what to do. They can be pushy. Some writers say that they cre... CHELSEA CAIN I'm really into the human interest thing. I really like regular people. CHELSEA HANDLER I love the right words. I think economy and precision of language are important. CHELSEA CLINTON