A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
JOSH BILLINGS A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself
JOSH BILLINGS The love of a dog for his master is notorious; as an old writer quaintly says, A dog is the only thi...
DR. LAUDER LINDSAY There is none more lonely than the man who loves only himself.
ABRAHAM IBN ESRA There is none more lonely than the man who loves only himself.
ABRAHAM IBN ESRA The only thing worse than a boy who hates you: a boy that loves you.
MARKUS ZUSAK You can usually tell that a man is good if he has a dog who loves him.
W. BRUCE CAMERON A gentleman that loves to hear himself talk, will speak more in a minute than he will stand to in a ...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE There is no spectacle on earth more appealing than that of a beautiful woman in the act of cooking d...
THOMAS WOLFE There is no spectacle on earth more appealing than that of a beautiful woman in the act of cooking d...
TOM WOLFE Most men had rather say a smart thing than do a good one. John P. Kotter, Leading Change -Josh Bill...
JOSH BILLINGS Who loves me loves my dog.
LATIN PROVERB Every man becomes the image of the God he adores.
He whose worship is directed to a dead thing ...
THOMAS MERTON I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE No-one loves another
More than he loves whatever
another within may have
That is pa...
FERNANDO PESSOA He that plants trees loves others besides himself.
ENGLISH PROVERB He that plants trees loves others beside himself.
DR. THOMAS FULLER The basic essential of a great actor is that he loves himself in acting.
CHARLIE CHAPLIN He loves basketball, and he loves the Heat. So it was a beautiful, beautiful thing.
ANDREW ABRAHAM Once someone loves you that much, loves you more than you deserve, you can’t go back to being love...
TIFFANY REISZ I have often wondered how it is that every man loves himself more than all the rest of men, but yet ...
MARCUS AURELIUS I have often wondered how it is that every man loves himself more than all the rest of men, but yet ...
MARCUS AURELIUS I have often wondered how it is that every man loves himself more than all the rest of men, but yet ...
MARCUS AURELIUS That was pretty nice. He's a phenomenal player . . . Not only is he doing well, but he loves the gam...
WAYNE GRETZKY God is love. He loves everybody. He loves you.
YOLANDA ADAMS I have often wondered how it is everyone loves himself more than the rest of men, but yet sets less ...
MARCUS AURELIUS Every human being who loves another loves imperfection, for there is no perfect being on this earth-...
SUSAN COOPER The diligent scholar is he that loves himself, and desires to have reason to applaud and love himsel...
WILLIAM GODWIN A dog loves unconditionaly and gives without ever taking. He truely is man's best friend.
JENNIFER HICKS Actually, my dog I think is the only person who consistently loves me all the time.
H. G. BISSINGER When each partner loves so completely that he has forgotten to ask himself whether or not he is love...
ANNE MORROW LINDBERGH Josh Billings wrote, “It’s not what a man knows that hurts him; it’s what he knows that isn’...
BRIAN TRACY He who confers a benefit on anyone loves him better than he is beloved
ARISTOTLE We live a short enough time on this earth. A man should do what he loves.
GAIL TSUKIYAMA [F]ew things loves better
Than to abhor himself-- . . .
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE He who plants trees loves others beside himself
ENGLISH PROVERB There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness. -Josh Billings.
JOSH BILLINGS And yet, Eomer, I say to you that she loves you more truly than me, for you she loves and knows; but...
J.R.R. TOLKIEN Who loves me loves my dog.
[Lat., Qui m'aime il aime mon chien.]
A.J.V. LE REUX DE LINCY Because I think she loves you more than she loves sex. And you love her more than you love alcohol, ...
KRISTA RITCHIE Now: unlike ourselves, the Father of Jesus loves men and women, not for what He finds in them, but f...
JAMES BURTSCHAELL A dog is like a liberal. He wants to please everybody. A cat really doesn't need to know that everyb...
WILLIAM KUNSTLER Each man kills the thing he loves.
OSCAR WILDE A true friend is one that loves your company more than your money.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) A man is only as good as what he loves
SAUL BELLOW A man is only as good as what he loves.
SAUL BELLOW They say that if one understands himself, he understands all people. But I say to you, when one love...
KAHLIL GIBRAN He prides himself on reading laws narrowly. He loves it. He thinks his job is to read laws as narrow...
DAVID BOOKBINDER The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. -Josh Billin...
JOSH BILLINGS A companion loves some agreeable qualities which a man may possess, but a friend loves the man himse...
JAMES BOSWELL Yet each man kills the thing he loves...
OSCAR WILDE And each man kills the thing he loves.
OSCAR WILDE Who loves me will love my dog
PROVERB I love you like the sun and rain loves the earth
ROSA M. BETANCES But there is only one thing that has power completely, and this is love. Because when a man loves, h...
ALAN PATON That's life for you," said MacDunn. "Someone always waiting for someone who never comes home. Always...
RAY BRADBURY Narcissist: psychoanalytic term for the person who loves himself more than his analyst; considered t...
THOMAS SZASZ He's part of this family. You know it's more serious than we'd like it to be when he has to miss pra...
DANE LOOKER What people love about Santorum is he is who is he. He speaks his words. He loves God. He loves his ...
FOSTER FRIESS When a good women loves she loves for real. When a bad woman loves she only loves your money and you...
NERISSA IRVING Dr. Ruby himself came by during move in and he loves the hall.
MIKE WHITE Who loves me will love my dog also.
PROVERB I write because it's the only thing I love that always loves me back.
CRYSTAL WOODS The only answer to fear is faith in God, knowing He loves you unconditionally and individually.
JOYCE MEYER He's a smart guy, who hates with a passion being corrected. He has a lot of pride in everything he d...
EARNEST BYNER A friend always loves, but he who loves is not always a friend.
SIR WALTER SCOTT Surely a King who loves pleasure is less dangerous than one who loves glory?
NANCY MITFORD He loves to watch you put the puck in the net. I never asked him why he didn't want to score more hi...
BRETT HULL God is displeased at the diffidence of souls who love Him sincerely and whom He Himself loves.
ALPHONSUS LIGUORI He who loves the more is the inferior and must suffer
THOMAS MANN First thing when you think about Jimmy Dowd, he's a guy you can rely on. He's a great team player, l...
JACQUES LEMAIRE Honestly, I've never seen a guy coming over, put in a situation like that where he's so much out of ...
DAINIUS ZUBRUS Never pluck flowers if you love them, for a thorn loves them more than you do.
VIKRANT PARSAI Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in ...
BUTCH HANCOCK Robert not only loves to play baseball, he loves to teach young players. He's perfect to manage youn...
LEROY FRANKLIN God not only loves the obedient - He enlightens them.
HENRY B. EYRING Do you believe that the God of Jesus loves you beyond worthiness and unworthiness, beyond fidelity a...
BRENNAN MANNING Puns are little 'plays on words' that a certain breed of person loves to spring on you and then look...
DAVE BARRY If a thing loves, it is infinite.
WILLIAM BLAKE He loves her like a gambler loves a fast racehorse or a desperate man loves whiskey. That kind of lo...
DOROTHY ALLISON Everyone loves himself, but loving others is the most daunting task. The main reason for any person ...
ANUJ SOMANY The man loves danger and sport. That is why he loves woman, the most dangerous of all sports.
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE “One who knows himself genuinely only loves others' heart with least care to different minds.”
ANUJ SOMANY Jerry loves the pop. He loves the hype. I guess you could've gotten more hype if you'd signed Charli...
LARRY LACEWELL Marry a person who loves you a lot, but more important, loves you best, because quality beats quanti...
NORA MCINERNY PURMORT Nobody loves the way he ought to, he loves the way he has to or is allowed to.
VIKRANT PARSAI Josh is one of the performers who enjoy getting everyone involved. Some performers just do a show an...
BOB BLACKMAN The man who loves other countries as much as his own stands on a level with the man who loves other ...
THEODORE ROOSEVELT [Since he's in the business, Chris Barron fortunately understands the demands of his wife's career.]...
LAURA BENANTI [Since he's in the business, Chris Barron fortunately understands the demands of his wife's career.]...
LAURA BENANTI [Since he's in the business, Chris Barron fortunately understands the demands of his wife's career.]...
LAURA BENANTI Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
AMY BLOOM The thing about Josh is he does not beat himself. He throws strikes, he moves the ball in and out. I...
MIKE SEVIER A man nearly always loves for other reasons than he thinks. A lover is apt to be as full of secrets ...
BEN HECHT It gets worse. Josh tell her that he loves her. She says it back. He touches her. She touches him ba...
STEPHANIE PERKINS The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag
KIN HUBBARD Each bird loves to hear himself sing.
AMERICAN INDIAN PROVERB Each bird loves to hear himself sing.
ARAPAHO PROVERB Every ass loves to hear himself bray
ENGLISH PROVERB That kid loves basketball more than probably the whole rest of this whole community.
ROB PORRITT
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JOSH BILLINGS Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time.
JOSH BILLINGS The trouble with most folks isn't their ignorance. It's knowin' so many things that ain't so.
JOSH BILLINGS Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.
JOSH BILLINGS the squeeky wheel gets the grease.
JOSH BILLINGS Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.
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