If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland

It is a statistical fact that the wicked work harder to reach hell than the righteous do to enter heaven

In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.

You'd help if you could, wouldn't you, boy?" I said. "It's no wonder they call you man's best friend. Faithful and loyal and true, you share in our sorrows and rejoice with us in our triumphs, the truest friend we ever have known, a better friend than we deserve. You have thrown in your lot with us, through thick and thin, on battlefield and hearthrug, refusing to leave your master even when death and destruction lie all around. Ah, noble dog, you are the furry mirror in which we see our better selves reflected, man as he could be, unstained by war or ambition, unspoilt by-