A friend is someone who helps you up when you're down, and if they can't, they lay down beside you and listen.

A true friend is one who knows all about you and likes you anyway.

A friend is one who knows all about you and likes you anyway.

A girl's legs are her best friends, but the best of friends must part.

The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality.