A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded gun on your coffee table- There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about.

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn.

A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it.

Where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking and all the children are above-average.

That's the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average

Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.