A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.

The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.

A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.