A infinite number of monkeys on an infinite number of typewriters will eventually produce the works of Shakespeare. But they'll still just throw their poop everywhere. Score one for humans!

Ignorance is a train - you can pretend to understand what the rest of the world is about, but you'll always end up right where you expected. Science is a balloon - you let go and find out what happens.

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Don't play me,play lotto,you have a better chance of winning.

I am too much alien and not enough monkey to fit in here.

Life is full of infinite absurdities, which, strangely enough, do not even need to appear plausible, since they are true