A Lapador is a Labrador Retriever who believes he (or she) is a lap dog.

Those who dislike animals (and more specifically those who never had a pet) will never understand the complete joy a pet brings to a soul, and, the pet-less person will never truly understand the meaning of unconditional love.

I should stop calling the British US lap dogs. Every lap dog I’ve seen has more self-respect than their owners.

I told the seniors after the third game, 'This is what you've been busting your butts since June 1, for this match. And they responded.

squarely in the lap of Congress.

I am ecstatic with the lap and dumfounded by the outcome!