I should stop calling the British US lap dogs. Every lap dog I’ve seen has more self-respect than their owners.

Peasants pass down the traits that kept them peasants just like rich men pass down the traits that help to make them rich. One passes down fear and acceptance while the other passes down tenacity and due diligence.

Please tell me why, Obama, a descendent of people your damn ancestors chained together like dogs, threw into holes in a ship and sold to other white men, would worry about your health?

A Lapador is a Labrador Retriever who believes he (or she) is a lap dog.

He couldn’t even jerk himself off: there was no one to give him permission to come.

He's nervous about it. I think it's hilarious -- all these dogs, swimming around. It's cracking me up.