A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.

love
iz
a
big
fat
turkey
and
every
day
iz
thanksgiving

I have nothing against turkey. We eat turkey for Thanksgiving in my house.

He never forgot the days when he didn't have a turkey.

Another bad thing about "prosperity" is that you can't jingle any money without bein' under suspicion

Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty, while being above suspicion is about the only compensation for being homely