I have nothing against turkey. We eat turkey for Thanksgiving in my house.

This is going to sound weird, but when I was a kid my old man used to tell us that he was a Sioux Indian warrior in his former life. Native American culture was always big in my house - I don't know why.

love
iz
a
big
fat
turkey
and
every
day
iz
thanksgiving

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.

Our house has always been where everyone comes to eat - even before this. I'd never know how many were coming,

I'm vegetarian, but I love Thanksgiving dinner: faux turkey, stuffing and mashed potatoes.