A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.

Go into the auto mechanic, you've got to know computers to be able to work on the cars.

“When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you find that more hideous crimes have been committed in the name of obedience than have ever been committed in the name of rebellion.”

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap.