A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that he begins to bunch them.

Every man is thoroughly happy twice in his life: just after he has met his first love, and just after he has left his last one

Love is like war; easy to begin but very hard to stop

No normal man ever fell in love after 30 when the kidneys begin to disintegrate.

Whenever you hear a man speak of his love for his country it is a sign that he expects to be paid for it

When women kiss, it always reminds one of prizefighters shaking hands