A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
Groucho Marx
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A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
GROUCHO MARX I was always a fan of Groucho Marx as a kid.
MICHAEL FELDMAN A man is as old as he feels himself to be.
ENGLISH PROVERB I like to exhilarate the audience like Groucho Marx exhilarated me when I was a kid. Also, I enjoy d...
FRANK FERRANTE The only real laughter comes from despair.
GROUCHO MARX I’ll put off reading Lolita for six more years until she turns 18.
GROUCHO MARX The world would not be in such a snarl,/ had Marx been Groucho instead of Karl.
IRVING BERLIN The world would not be in such a snarl, had Marx been Groucho instead of Karl.
IRVING BERLIN This is too much reality for a Friday.
AS GOOD AS IT GETS You're only as old as the woman you feel.
PETER STRINGFELLOW Only fools wait, and only tools bait.
CRE There are approximately two trillion cells in the human body. You are never alone, there are always ...
DWIGHT W. HAYES In Cloud computing the difference between a dark cloud and a cloud with a silver lining, is the part...
RAJAT MOHAN Up there with my awards, I have a great big statue of Groucho Marx, just to put everything in perspe...
JOHN LITHGOW A man is not old as long as he is seeking something.
JEAN ROSTAND A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman as bad as she dares.
ELBERT HUBBARD I know how it feels to be a woman because I am a woman. And I won't be classified as just a man.
PETE TOWNSHEND Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman.
JOSEPH JOUBERT A nun, at best, is only half a woman, just as a priest is only half a man.
H. L. MENCKEN A lot of teenagers write to me and say "I want to write a book. I want to get published." And those ...
MAUREEN JOHNSON Nothing is ever as good or as bad as it appears to be.
JEFFREY FRY I know how it feels to be a woman because I am a woman. And I won't be classified as just a man.
PETE TOWNSHEND The real achievement of Woody Allen was that he was making movies that felt very personal, and for a...
NOAH BAUMBACH A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast.
E. W. HOWE A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast
EDGAR WATSON HOWE A man's as old as he's feeling. A woman as old as she looks.
MORTIMER COLLINS A man's as old as he's feeling. A woman as old as she looks.
MORTIMER COLLINS A man is only as good as what he loves
SAUL BELLOW A man is only as good as what he loves.
SAUL BELLOW Horror as for me is the best choice, you can gain a lot of. I like to be afraid like to see this shi...
DEYTH BANGER Only as far as a man is happily married to himself is he fit for married life and family life in gen...
NOVALIS Man is young as long as he can repeat his emotions; woman, as long as she can inspire them
HONORE DE BALZAC Simon Bolivar, when history led him - and as Karl Marx said, men can make history, but only as far a...
HUGO CHAVEZ The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Life is a ...
GROUCHO MARX Death is not scary enough and not so sweet life of the human foot leaves gentility.
IMAM ALI (AS) They say with age comes wisdom but the wisdom that you acquire as an old man is really only worth ha...
CARL WHITE Only the man who thinks himself a fool is as wise as he thinks.
CRISS JAMI Every woman feels she is too old and has missed the boat.
FELICITY KENDAL Would you want you as a friend?
PETER STROPLE It should not be surprised by seeing in our weird world that the people for enjoying own bread can a...
ANUJ SOMANY Everyone out there is using you for their entertainment and what you mostly need is to be entertainm...
SUPERNA BATHEJA A human being feels able and competent only so long as he is permitted to contribute as much as, or ...
ELBERT HUBBARD I wouldn't trust any man as far as you can throw a piano.
ETHEL MERMAN A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her.
OSCAR WILDE A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.
OSCAR WILDE A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her
OSCAR WILDE I believe that if a man does a job as well as a woman, he should be paid as much.
CELESTE HOLM A man who is wise is only as wise as his wife thinks he is.
VIKRANT PARSAI Throughout my life, there are four people I've met who were truly original people. The other thr...
ALICE COOPER The only way for a woman, as for a man, to find herself, to know herself as a person, is by creative...
BETTY FRIEDAN I am sad, sad as a circus-lioness, sad as an eagle without wings, sad as a violin with only one stri...
JEAN RHYS The story of a passionate woman in a stale marriage is as old as Helen of Troy.
G. WILLOW WILSON Talk to a woman as if you loved her, and to a man as if he bored you.
OSCAR WILDE No man is offended by another man's admiration of the woman he loves; it is the woman only who c...
JANE AUSTEN As far as I'm concerned, I want to remain the mean little man I always was.
JACK LEVINE When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell...
LINDA KAGE A man becomes as attractive as an attractive woman when he becomes successful and is publicly noted....
CURTIS JACKSON Only a foolish woman would allow her man to earn his living as a moving target.
DAVID H. HACKWORTH And if you can’t shape your life the way you want, at least try as much as you can not to degrade ...
CONSTANTINOS P. CAVAFIS In the Roman commonwealth, even on the conversion of the monarchy into a republic, the old was as fa...
THEODOR MOMMSEN Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you
GROUCHO MARX A woman always has her man, but the man unconsciously leans on his roots, his heritage. He feels lik...
RAJ KAPOOR A man of genius is privileged only as far as he is genius. His dullness is as insupportable as any o...
RALPH WALDO EMERSON To the old saying that man built the house but woman made of it a home might be added the modern sup...
EMILY POST To the old saying that man built the house but woman made of it a ''home'' might be added the modern...
EMILY POST The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.
NATALIE WOOD In the end, I think you really only get as far as you're allowed to get.
GAYLE GARDNER A man is as old as his arteries and his interests. If he permits his economic, religious, or social ...
JOSEPHUS DANIELS A child plays so as an old man he can be wise
JOEY NOVICK There isn't any 'New Man.' The New Man is the old man, only he whines more.
ROSEANNE If "Frailty, thy name is woman", Frailty must be a man named as 'woman
MUNIA KHAN A man can be himself only so long as he is alone.
ARTHUR SCHOPENHAUER A young woman married to an old man must behave like an old woman.
VIKRANT PARSAI The only time a woman can really succeed in changing a man is when he is a baby
NATALIE WOOD A man at work, making something which he feels will exist because he is working at it and wills it, ...
WILLIAM MORRIS No man can resist a woman who has an apple in her hand. It's theological. A woman with an apple in h...
PIA PERA No man is so old as to believe he cannot live one more year.
SEAN O'CASEY Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man
JOSEPH JOUBERT To the old saying that man built the house but woman made of it a 'home' might be added the ...
EMILY POST "When a man feels throbbing within him the power to do what he undertakes as well as it can possibly...
ORISON SWETT MARDEN The playboy is not necessarily a man who has many girlfriends, or a man who has many women, or a man...
C. JOYBELL C. No man is offended by another man's admiration of the woman he loves; it is the woman only who can m...
JANE AUSTEN No matter how long he lives, no man ever becomes as wise as the average woman of forty-eight.
H. L. MENCKEN Many a woman would not be in a relationship with or married to her man, if he earned half of what he...
MOKOKOMA MOKHONOANA The test of man is how well he is able to feel about what he thinks. The test of a woman is how we...
MARY MCDOWELL The test of man is how well he is able to feel about what he thinks. The test of a woman is how well...
MARY MCDOWELL As far as R&B, I listen to a lot of old school like the Temptations and Chris Brown.
JACOB LATIMORE A good old man, sir. He will be talking. As they say, when the age is in, the wit is out.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Huysmans takes the old trope of moon-as-woman and replaces its romantic connotations with decadent o...
CHARLES BERNHEIMER As far as we are concerned, we Syria have not changed.
BASHAR AL-ASSAD As far as the style, I was fascinated by surrealism.
MARK MOTHERSBAUGH As far as I know, I have no pride of opinion.
ALBERT J. NOCK Nothing trumps honesty, as far as I'm concerned.
DAVID KOECHNER I think of myself as an actor. The duty of an actor is to be able to impersonate anything - a child,...
BARRY HUMPHRIES I will never deny that life isn't fair. It seems as though when a woman leaves a man she is strong a...
CRISS JAMI The only difference between a man and god is that man knows nothing but pretends as if he knows ever...
ANURAAG Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man.
GEORGE JEAN NATHAN Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man
GEORGE JEAN NATHAN The inferior never lives a fuller life than when he feels his existence is subsumed in a greater ord...
JULIUS EVOLA The point, as Marx saw it, is that dreams never come true.
HANNAH ARENDT
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