A man should be rugged like Steve McQueen; the way he stands, like he's ready for something. Or he should be a man of the world like Dean Martin.

Dean Martin. He was incredible.

Dean Martin is one of my heroes.

I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.

I loved when my folks would watch 'The Dean Martin Show.'

I pressed PLAY and started up Chiron's favorite--the All-Time Greatest Hits of Dean Martin. Suddenly the air was filled with violins and a bunch of guys moaning in Italian.

The demon pigeons went nuts. They started flying in circles, running into each other like they wanted to bash their own brains out.