A marriage is the official licence to exploit the labour of wedded husband.

The marriage certificate is a licence that is obtained before the driving test.

Marriage is a stupidity that is celebrated for two.

Some women spend the first part of their lives looking for a husband, and the last part wondering where he is.

For a happy marriage the husband should be the head and the wife the heart.

Faith is better company than imagination for the wife whose husband fails to come home on time.