The marriage certificate is a licence that is obtained before the driving test.

A marriage is the official licence to exploit the labour of wedded husband.

Before marriage, her parents wonder when he will go home; after marriage, she wonders when he will come home.

Marriage is a stupidity that is celebrated for two.

A bridegroom is a man who agrees to marriage before marriage disagrees with him.

In the marriage, dialogues and sounds of the woman are written and directed by the man.