A messy house is a must - it separates your true friends from other friends.
Real friends are there to visit you not your house!

Friendship is a blessing however a true friend is divine.

As you go through life's rich tapestry, you realize that most people you meet aren't fit to shine your shoes. It's a sad fact, but it's true. A good friend is someone who'd hide you if you were on the run for murder. How many of them do you know?

A true friend is someone you can count on no matter what.

Friends are not a number. You can't collect connections. You can't just go out one day and be like, "Hey, I need some friends!" *goes shopping, scours social media*

Only when you are in trouble do you realize who your true friends are… And, my dear, you will be surprised!