Friends are not a number. You can't collect connections. You can't just go out one day and be like, "Hey, I need some friends!" *goes shopping, scours social media*

I would rather have 1 amazing best friend than 100 decent regular friends. It's not about quantity, it's about quality.

Know this too: Some people won't like you, and you won't like everyone. That's okay. None of that matters. What matters is meeting like-minded people who get you, accept you, and will do anything for you. Even if that means pegging some poor kid in the face with a snowball and sitting against a playground wall on a cold, snowy day.

Friends will always be there for the party. REAL friends will be there after the party...

A messy house is a must - it separates your true friends from other friends.
Real friends are there to visit you not your house!

When you're with real people, you don't have to be with virtual people.