A person asked me today why I’d listen to Gospel, me being an atheist. I replied, 'Even though I'm atheist, I never let my beliefs deny me of beauty. If a person can’t feel a good Gospel song go through their body, they are surely already dead.'

Who is this Pat Condell? He's my friend. He likes his beer; He adores England and respects North America. He can be crude or extremely elegant, and best of all, he despises dogma and the leeches who spout it and the fools who follow the likes of Jones, Falwell, Kennedy, Swaggart, Copeland, Bakker and Hinn.

Unless a religious person is the biggest liar there’s ever been, they believe in unexplainable compensation for giving unconditionally. Hell, I’m an atheist and I subscribe to 'Paying Forward'.

In a perfect world, religious fools will kill each other off for bragging rights, which forces me to believe planet Earth is getting close to perfection.

I am a daylight atheist.

My parents were secular. I am an atheist.