...Actually, I'm a drinker with writing problems.
BRENDAN BEHAN When I came back to Dublin I was court marshaled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence,...
BRENDAN BEHAN I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society, except that which makes the road saf...
BRENDAN BEHAN It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for ever...
BRENDAN BEHAN The English and Americans dislike only some" Irish - the same Irish that the Irish themselves detest...
BRENDAN BEHAN I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.
BRENDAN BEHAN New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to...
BRENDAN BEHAN I saw a notice which said, 'Drink Canada Dry' and I've just started.
BRENDAN BEHAN To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk was a victory.
BRENDAN BEHAN The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot ...
BRENDAN BEHAN He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
BRENDAN BEHAN I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could sho...
BRENDAN BEHAN The prospect of success in achieving our most cherished dream is not without its terrors. Who is mor...
BRENDAN BEHAN New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likel...
BRENDAN BEHAN What an author likes to write most is his signature on the back of a cheque.
BRENDAN BEHAN One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough.
BRENDAN BEHAN All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.
BRENDAN BEHAN I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.
BRENDAN BEHAN The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of m...
BRENDAN BEHAN Every man, through fear, mugs his aspirations a dozen times a day.
BRENDAN BEHAN No yesterdays are ever wasted for those who give themselves to today.
BRENDAN BEHAN If you greatly desire something, have the guts to stake everything on obtaining it.
BRENDAN BEHAN The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and som...
BRENDAN BEHAN A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
BRENDAN BEHAN If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
BRENDAN BEHAN Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops.
BRENDAN BEHAN There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.
BRENDAN BEHAN Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day...
BRENDAN BEHAN At the innermost core of all loneliness is a deep and powerful yearning for union with one's los...
BRENDAN BEHAN Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
BRENDAN BEHAN If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.
BRENDAN BEHAN It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect ...
BRENDAN BEHAN A quotation in a speech, article or book is like a rifle in the hands of an infantryman. It speaks w...
BRENDAN BEHAN I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads saf...
BRENDAN BEHAN I am a drinker with writing problems.
BRENDAN BEHAN When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, ...
BRENDAN BEHAN Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how its done, they've seen it done every day, but the...
BRENDAN BEHAN I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society, except that which makes the road saf...
BRENDAN BEHAN Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action.
BRENDAN BEHAN It is a good deed to forget a poor joke.
BRENDAN BEHAN Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself,...
BRENDAN BEHAN To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk was a victory.
BRENDAN BEHAN Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but th...
BRENDAN BEHAN There's no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
BRENDAN BEHAN Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn't affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
BRENDAN BEHAN The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of m...
BRENDAN BEHAN I say myself no depressed words just depressed minds.
BRENDAN BEHAN I'd rather be dead than think about death
BRENDAN BEHAN What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
BRENDAN BEHAN I wish I'd been a mixed infant.
BRENDAN BEHAN I respect kindness in human beings first of all, and kindness to animals. I don't respect the law; I...
BRENDAN BEHAN There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.
BRENDAN F. BEHAN All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.
BRENDAN F. BEHAN I am a daylight atheist.
BRENDAN F. BEHAN One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough.
BRENDAN F. BEHAN I was court-martial in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot ...
BRENDAN F. BEHAN Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
BRENDON BEHAN The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and som...
BRANDAN BEHAN The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and som...
BRANDAN BEHAN We have a great crew back and if Jason returns that will be huge.
CRAIG BEHAN The camp will be a bit smaller than in the past.
CRAIG BEHAN There's always one or two holes to fill and you never know who may step up and surprise you.
CRAIG BEHAN I was molded, spent my time underneath a lot of goo. And then the bits and pieces were sculpted. It ...
BRENDAN FRASER All our relationships are person-to-person. They involve people seeing, hearing, touching, and speak...
BRENDAN MYERS I recently watched Peter Brook's Lord of the Flies, and it wasn't a favorite film. Then I sa...
BRENDAN FRASER I went on a few auditions for Broadway musicals, and never stopped taking classes, but I didn't ...
BRENDAN DOOLING I'm just glad that I have bragging rights to working with Bugs and Daffy.
BRENDAN FRASER Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
BRENDAN GILL The prospect of success in achieving our most cherished dream is not without its terrors. Who is mor...
BRENDAN FRANCIS At the innermost core of all loneliness is a deep and powerful yearning for union with one's lost se...
BRENDAN FRANCIS A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
BRENDAN FRANCIS Once we accept our limits, we go beyond them.
BRENDAN FRANCIS If you greatly desire something, have the guts to stake everything on obtaining it.
BRENDAN FRANCIS A quotation in a speech, article or book is like a rifle in the hands of an infantryman. It speaks w...
BRENDAN FRANCIS No man can discover his own talents.
BRENDAN FRANCIS In the realm of thought every person performs innumerable abortions each minute of the waking day
BRENDAN FRANCIS If you have a talent, use it in every which way possible. Don't hoard it. Don't dole it out like a m...
BRENDAN FRANCIS The birthplace of 'Western' civilization is generally agreed to be Greece, and its birth dat...
BRENDAN MYERS I'm starting to judge success by the time I have for myself, the time I spend with family and fr...
BRENDAN FRASER You get a lot of people requesting photographs but I tend to keep myself to myself, pull my cap down...
BRENDAN COYLE I guess darkness serves a purpose: to show us that there is redemption through chaos. I believe in t...
BRENDAN FRASER If it were better, it wouldn't be as good.
BRENDAN GILL Ian McKellen is brilliant with research. I paid really close attention to the sources he goes to. He...
BRENDAN FRASER When you throw punches at actors, you stop, you pull it, and it looks like you pulled it. When you t...
BRENDAN FRASER George of the Jungle is a cartoon. He's a guy who swings around on a vine all day. Are you not b...
BRENDAN FRASER I will try to cram these paragraphs full of facts and give them a weight and shape no greater than t...
BRENDAN GILL Homer, Hesiod, Pythagoras, Plato, and Cicero, just to name a few, all lived in pagan societies. Some...
BRENDAN MYERS Complex astronomical instruments like the Antikythera Mechanism and the Nebra Sky Disk were made by ...
BRENDAN MYERS We designed a number of features from the ground up, like custom display and optics technology with ...
BRENDAN IRIBE Think of the first Apple II being shipped in 1977. It took almost a decade for it to land in my scho...
BRENDAN IRIBE There is nothing natural, inevitable, or necessary about the labyrinth of fear. We can liberate ours...
BRENDAN MYERS It just felt like the right thing to do to give back to a state school and public school. I'm a ...
BRENDAN IRIBE Most big companies work in stealth until they think they have a consumer product ready to go.
BRENDAN IRIBE Our world is utterly saturated with fear. We fear being attacked by religious extremists, both forei...
BRENDAN MYERS I have so much satisfaction in my life. I have a beautiful wife and the great stimulation of an inte...
BRENDAN FRASER If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
BRENDAN FRANCIS What an author likes to write most is his signature on the back of a cheque.
BRENDAN FRANCIS I was the kind nobody thought could make it. I had a funny Boston accent. I couldn't pronounce my R'...
BRENDAN FRANCIS Every man, through fear, mugs his aspirations a dozen times a day.
BRENDAN FRANCIS Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action.
BRENDAN FRANCIS Graham Greene, as I understand it, was quite outspoken in his criticism of American foreign policy.
BRENDAN FRASER He's so calm, sometimes I wonder if he even has a pulse.
BRENDAN WITT The game was played one way for 100 years or more, and now they are changing it.
BRENDAN WITT Everyone needs some time to get used to the rule changes. We arrived late today so we didn't get bri...
BRENDAN WITT I've heard Toronto all year through the media. But either way, I don't have a choice in the matter.
BRENDAN WITT It was an interesting debut.
BRENDAN WITT I'm not going to say anything. He sends a guy after me, and that's fine. Him and I had our words, so...
BRENDAN WITT You have to learn what you can and can't get away with. Every referee is a little difference in how ...
BRENDAN WITT It was an interesting debut. It would have been nice to stay with the guys.
BRENDAN WITT We weren't going to win this battle. They won the last time. This is definitely an owner-friendly ag...
BRENDAN WITT I just reacted and unfortunately I had to leave. I didn't know if (Parker) was behind me or not. I j...
BRENDAN WITT They're more genuine. We have some of the best neighbors around.
BRENDAN WISEMAN I don't think the girls realized there's so much to do, taking care of all the animals. It's an all ...
BRENDAN WISEMAN And then this became available and it got us out of the city.
BRENDAN WISEMAN You don't have the hustle and bustle of the city. In town, everything is rush here and rush there. W...
BRENDAN WISEMAN To me, they're some of the best neighbors there are right here. They treat you like you're family.
BRENDAN WISEMAN It has added a little extra fire. We felt last year we should have been in the NCAA, but we didn't p...
BRENDAN WINTERS We have a couple of guys on our team from Cincinnati, and they told us that Ohio State is basically ...
BRENDAN WINTERS My name always gets paired with his. Everyone always tells me my shot looks like his. That's because...
BRENDAN WINTERS I don't think we've been down by that much (17 points) to a Southern Conference opponent this year. ...
BRENDAN WINTERS This year, we finished third in the league and we weren't happy about that. But I think that made us...
BRENDAN WINTERS It was pretty frustrating. We haven't been down by that much against Southern Conference teams this ...
BRENDAN WINTERS It was extremely frustrating. But for us to pull through it, makes us that much stronger.
BRENDAN WINTERS We understand that 90 percent of the crowd tomorrow is going to be cheering for Ohio State. We're OK...
BRENDAN WINTERS Coming in the tournament last year, we felt a lot of pressure. We felt like we had to win, we were s...
BRENDAN WINTERS We got confused a couple of times on ball screens and he was able to get some open looks. I guess it...
BRENDAN WINTERS The figures were fine, but didn't sparkle like Exxon's.
BRENDAN WILDERS Overall, my putative numbers will come down just slightly.
BRENDAN WILDERS Overall, my putative numbers will come down just slightly,
BRENDAN WILDERS The figures were broadly in line with our expectations.
BRENDAN WILDERS The management of Paladin has achieved an excellent price for investors.
BRENDAN WILDERS The headline figures are very much below the market forecast even if you add the official unusual it...
BRENDAN WILDERS The figures were fine but didn't sparkle like Exxon's... The dividend is a bit disappointing, becaus...
BRENDAN WILDERS We try to give them a little bit of a heads up,
BRENDAN TAMAN But, again, we're 2-6. You have to string some together before you go out and beat your chest about ...
BRENDAN TAMAN They are both outstanding talents and they both want to further their careers in Canada.
BRENDAN TAMAN Dispersal draft-wise we'll be ready. ... We've got two guys on the staff that know them pretty well ...
BRENDAN TAMAN Gavin Walls was an integral part of last year's team and we are pleased that he will remain a Blue B...
BRENDAN TAMAN Obviously, our plans are for him to be here beyond next year.
BRENDAN TAMAN Upgrading our defensive secondary and special teams units was a priority going into this off-season ...
BRENDAN TAMAN Cory is just starting to come into his own as a player. We expect him to be a good special teams per...
BRENDAN TAMAN Halfbacks are very hard to find in this league and Anthony's one of the better ones in the league,
BRENDAN TAMAN We have had discussions with Montreal about several possibilities, but nothing has transpired, ... W...
BRENDAN TAMAN Our defense played well, but it was a little bit chaotic. Our defense is way stronger than they play...
BRENDAN SULLIVAN They left that outside shot open, so I just started taking them. We work on moving off the ball, and...
BRENDAN SULLIVAN The fate of no citizen should rest on the testimony of such a man so richly rewarded.
BRENDAN SULLIVAN Internet Explorer, your honor, is the fruit of Microsoft's statutory violations and it should be den...
BRENDAN SULLIVAN Tapes, as we all know, are very powerful evidence. Tapes that are altered are powerfully misleading.
BRENDAN SULLIVAN I know your honor doesn't like surprises, but I hope this will be a happy one. We made the decision ...
BRENDAN SULLIVAN Our approach going in was they were a desperate team and if we could get of to a good start we could...
BRENDAN SHANAHAN Scoring a goal is special. Scoring a hat trick is special. I don't think you ever get tired of it. Y...
BRENDAN SHANAHAN We came out and took over in the second period. They looked like a tired team.
BRENDAN SHANAHAN The hockey mentality is that when we're challenged, we grow tighter together. One player or two migh...
BRENDAN SHANAHAN It's a nice milestone. I don't really care about most of them. But that's a big build up.
BRENDAN SHANAHAN I sometimes shake my head at the some of the things that J.R. says, but in the end, L.A. is a great ...
BRENDAN SHANAHAN The first time that there's going to be a shootout, the fans will be very excited,
BRENDAN SHANAHAN We lost some guys from last year, but I think they did a good job of keeping this team intact, and w...
BRENDAN SHANAHAN We didn't get off to a great start. But from the 10-minute mark of the first period for the rest of ...
BRENDAN SHANAHAN The fans spoke, ... They told us what they wanted and we tried to deliver while minding the hockey t...
BRENDAN SHANAHAN We believe we have treated her with respect by giving her a fair opportunity to appeal.
BRENDAN PURCELL The High Performance Program Management Committee strongly recommends that you read the 2006 selecti...
BRENDAN PURCELL We have discussed the fact that if it comes down to a line-ball decision, we are looking at 2008 and...
BRENDAN PURCELL We are actually trying to keep people less excited. It is good but this kid has to get there on her ...
BRENDAN PURCELL It's not a sport you equate with impact injuries but there is a high rate of them.
BRENDAN PURCELL We were fortunate to even make it to overtime. We were behind the whole time. We were outplayed.
BRENDAN NAGEL We had a great overall team effort. We did a good job creating turnovers defensively and a much bett...
BRENDAN NAGEL We did a nice job executing our offense. We had nice balance.
BRENDAN NAGEL I thought we did a better job defensively. We still had some careless turnovers, but we are getting ...
BRENDAN NAGEL Crete Monee is extremely tough. I just want to run well.
BRENDAN MURPHY Crete Monee is extremely tough, ... I just want to run well.
BRENDAN MURPHY If politicians can't put up with things like that they shouldn't be in the job.
BRENDAN MURPHY FEMA (the Federal Emergency Management Agency) is doing a great job of planning and coordinating, bu...
BRENDAN MURPHY There's people here, they don't know where to go,
BRENDAN MURPHY They'll eat it, ... We'll fly on a chopper from Mississippi.
BRENDAN MURPHY If I wanted to fly in 50 pizzas from New York, are you in contact with anybody who could make that h...
BRENDAN MURPHY These people got their houses blown away, ... They want New York pizza. It's the least we could do.
BRENDAN MURPHY We miss our families, and my little fellow started kindergarten this week, and my wife's having to p...
BRENDAN MURPHY It has video cameras, it has sonar, it has manipulator arms capable of a payload of 150 pounds, ... ...
BRENDAN MURPHY It doesn't help in practice when you don't have 10. We're dealing with adversity and it's a learning...
BRENDAN MOSHER I think I'll know a lot more. That will give us a good feel of where we're at. We've really got our ...
BRENDAN MOSHER We have got to win three more in a row. Our tournament season starts now.
BRENDAN MOSHER We're building, you can't rebuild in only your second year. The trophy case has some room in it. Wha...
BRENDAN MOSHER They did a good job of neutralizing us in the last 10 minutes. We couldn't get in on them and give a...
BRENDAN MORRISON We've got to get back playing well and put a streak together because teams around us are winning.
BRENDAN MORRISON It feels great. It's not really the way you draw it up, but at this point in time I don't really car...
BRENDAN MORRISON You just have to keep pushing for it and know you're going to get chances. Just believe you can do i...
BRENDAN MORRISON Even my underwear bag in the dressing room has No. 66 written on it,
BRENDAN MORRISON When you're labeled as an offensive team and you don't do it, it's a little frustrating, but you jus...
BRENDAN MORRISON Obviously we have put ourselves in real jeopardy again.
BRENDAN MORRISON As a team we just weren't good enough defensively and our deficiencies came to the forefront when it...
BRENDAN MORRISON That was one of the major points we keyed on before the game -- keep the puck away from him. We didn...
BRENDAN MORRISON Going into to the game, I knew I had to step it up. There's no sense hanging your head about it. You...
BRENDAN MORRISON I had a 102-degree temperature at one point and I wasn't back at full strength at sectional. I ended...
BRENDAN MOORE I am going to go to district this year, no excuses. My big goal is to be a state qualifier. If I can...
BRENDAN MOORE I was supposed to be out two months, but I returned three weeks later. The injury really set me back...
BRENDAN MOORE I was really emotional afterward because I worked so hard to get to that point and my injury took it...
BRENDAN MOORE Avalanches are going to be much larger than most people have ever seen.
BRENDAN MCDERMOTT The person that was skiing was actually able to get themselves up onto a tree and keep themselves ab...
BRENDAN MCDERMOTT They actually got to the top and were skiing down a ridge, which is normal avalanche safety.
BRENDAN MCDERMOTT We've been called out with search and rescue this week more than we have in so many years. And there...
BRENDAN MCDERMOTT