A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

We've heard they've had signs up about Cuero for the last three weeks, ... We're excited about playing this game but not to the point where we do not know what we're doing. We just have to go into the game with intensity and remain focused on our goal.