A vacation is what you take when can no longer take what you've been taking.

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.

Personally, I've always thought dying on vacation was the better way to go . . . I do have certain requests about my passing, though. I hope that if I die in a plane crash, it's coming FROM a vacation instead of heading TO. I know, it's a small consolation, but I'd have a tan and would look rested at my calling hours.

I should take a page from my lawyer-every time I call, he's on vacation, four or five times a year.

A vacation is a sunburn at premium prices

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.