A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.

A vacation is what you take when can no longer take what you've been taking.

Personally, I've always thought dying on vacation was the better way to go . . . I do have certain requests about my passing, though. I hope that if I die in a plane crash, it's coming FROM a vacation instead of heading TO. I know, it's a small consolation, but I'd have a tan and would look rested at my calling hours.

I should take a page from my lawyer-every time I call, he's on vacation, four or five times a year.

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.