If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.

Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.

Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.