Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

Gossip, n.: Hearing something you like about someone you don't.

Gossip is when you have a malice of intent or mindless, third-party conversation to someone about someone, something you haven't said to that someone.

Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done.

To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.

If you see the sunset, does it have to mean something? If you hear the birds singing does it have to have a message?