To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.

To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible

A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.

He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.

Every woman is infallibly to be gained by every sort of flattery, and every man by one sort or other.