A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.

To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible

To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.

Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money.

He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.