Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

When I make a mistake once, it's usually not going to happen again.

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.