A vibrator can last all night, too, vampire! - Denise

I don't lack for bed partners, so I don't need to scrounge for unwilling scraps.-Spade

Get stuffed, don't you have more publicity stunts to pull?" Bones shot back. "How about chatting with another writer who can smear your name into greater popularity?"
"What, did Anne Rice not return your calls, mate?" Vlad asked scathingly. "Jealousy is such an ugly trait.

Bubbles. On a scale of one to ten, a bubble bath has to rank zero as far as things I'd expect an older-than-dirt-badass vampire to indulge in. The only thing that would surprise me more would be if you pulled out a rubber ducky.

-Kira to Mencheres

You'll drain me dry, but not my neck, and you'll beg me to stop before I'm finished." -Bones

Does no one think to warn people before they meet me?" Vlad muttered, shooting an irritable look at Mencheres.