A white boy that makes C's in College can make it to the White House

I think I'd be too hard on a boy -- every day, trying to make him a man, getting him ready for white people, ... Girls don't punch each other in the face. Girls are pretty nice to each other, even, like, on a grassroots level.

Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

After I left high school and got my GED, I studied broadcast journalism for a year at a community college.

School shootings were invented by blacks, ... and stolen by the white man.