A wild and crazy weekend involves sitting on the front porch, smoking a cigar, reading a book.

My wife always wanted a front porch.

do something wild, crazy.

Maybe the owner's on the front porch wondering why you are here. And we have to explain to them we got a call to their house and they don't know where it came from. It's somebody's idea of a joke. It's not funny to us.

Reality doesn’t always give us the life that we desire, but we can always find what we desire between the pages of books.

I'm not a wild and crazy person.