A woman is like an umpire. She makes snap decisions and never reverses them.

In the marriage, dialogues and sounds of the woman are written and directed by the man.

Woman was created last so she wouldn’t have to wait for someone to talk to.

I thought a thought which I never thought that it would be thought by me.

Never interfere in a person’s decisions about what he will do with his possessions.

There are two kinds of women who like to talk a lot; the married women and the single ones.