A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a labotomy.

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.

I don't think there'd be a Tina Fey now if I hadn't tried to look good in the beginning.

Show business is - you're there by somebody's fluke. And as long as somebody likes you, and the show is going well, you're fine. I'd do anything. There's so much I want to do.