A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.

It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom.

A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a labotomy.

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.