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BILLY CRYSTAL I'm a writer and director, and the movie I've seen a million times is 'Stardust Memories...
ROMAN COPPOLA I have one client, we'll call Cindy, who has refinanced eight times in four or five years, and that ...
BILL ROBERTS I didn't steal her from you, I just made her laugh twice as many times as you made her cry.
SAMUEL H. LOWE She moved back for her own safety. Her tires were slashed four times at that apartment.
JODY WALSH I think Woody Allen is Woody Allen, and no matter where he goes he still makes his Woody Allen films...
ABBAS KIAROSTAMI I wrote it four times for her. It didn't go fast enough for her.
LOUIS EPPOLITO ...there was a natural comorbidity between sexual appetite and sexual jealousy, between the desire t...
M. THOMAS GAMMARINO He'd imagined that many of the qualities that drew him toward her --intelligence, a sense of humor, ...
JAY MCINERNEY I definitely have a little Woody Allen inside of me. That is true.
AUTRE NE VEUT Life is a desire!
DEYTH BANGER Woody Allen is a great dramatist and a great comedian.
CATE BLANCHETT It may be conceded to the mathematicians that four is twice two. But two is not twice one; two is tw...
G.K. CHESTERTON Mark Rylance is one of my heroes. I saw 'Jerusalem' four or five times, twice in New York, t...
CHARLIE COX That definitely helps. I think things can get magnified exponentially when you have two celebrities ...
MATT DAMON Her glossy hair was cluster'd o'er a brow Bright with intelligence, and fair and smooth; Her e...
LORD BYRON (GEORGE GORDON NOEL BYRON) A mans face is his autobiography. A women's face is her work of fiction.
OSCAR WILDE I'll take her home if the nursing homes keep saying 'no' or are too far away. I need to keep seeing ...
BETTY ELLIS Who are you, Woody Allen?
JOY BEHAR Her new bark is worse than ten times her old bite.
JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL I hate Woody Allen physically, I dislike that kind of man.
ORSON WELLES It was kind of scary because working with Woody Allen becomes sort of a big deal in your mind. He di...
RADHA MITCHELL I did the Ed Sullivan show four times. I did the Steve Allen show. I did the Jackie Gleason show.
ELVIS PRESLEY We are taxed twice as much by our idleness, three times as much by our pride and four times as much ...
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.
SALMAN RUSHDIE Nature does require her times of preservation.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE He went to her room and grabbed her by the neck, started to strangle her and punched her a couple of...
RAPHAEL BERGERON My early prose style - this is so embarrassing - was sort of a suburban, Presbyterian knockoff of Wo...
JOHN HUGHES We had a lot of (polling station) volunteers who said they saw people voting five times, seven times...
CHARLES BAKER Taylor's first four albums have been certified platinum a combined 21 times, but despite her unp...
TAVI GEVINSON Seven times up, eight times down
CHRIS BRADFORD Times were tight for her.
DAISY CASTRO Once is a stranger; twice is a coincidence; three times is a tail.
ALLY CARTER Her stride frequency is so fast. She can turn her legs over probably twice or three times as fast as...
MICHAEL LAWSON She re-read his email four times, feeling offended and breathless, like he had casually grabbed her ...
MOLLY RINGLE The gentle Hawke halfe mans her selfe.
GEORGE HERBERT My influences were Woody Allen and Lenny Bruce.
DAVID STEINBERG Woody Allen said that 95% of history is explained as a man trying to impress a woman. And that's...
MITT ROMNEY I'm not easy, but eight times times out of ten I'll give a guy my mobile number.
JAMELIA Probably the only way Woody Allen and I are similar is that he has a lot to say about Nietzsche.
T. J. MILLER If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.
SALMAN RUSHDIE Her road has been kind of rocky, but she's been a staple of this program. She has ridden the wave of...
DEBBIE TAYLOR A person with a hundred interests is twice as alive as one with only fifty and four times as alive a...
NORMAN VINCENT PEALE A total of three, four times.
EDDIE LOCASCIO The secret of life, though, is to fall seven times and to get up eight times.
PAULO COELHO God overrides at times the screenplay of Her starscript.
O ANNA NIEMUS Janet Jackson is an icon, I've been honored to meet her a few times, working with her would be a...
ERIC WEST There is nothing more inspiring than seeing a spider working her web, her craft, many times a day, w...
SUNIL KHEMANEY I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!
ANONYMOUS But I'd do it again. I know that now. I'd make that promise a thousand times over and lose her a tho...
GAYLE FORMAN But nothing beats a Woody Allen film on a Sunday night, with a glass of wine and some leftovers.
KATE FLEETWOOD Although I picked her a couple of times to win a major, and she keeps choking.
PATRICK MCENROE Make sure he's worth it. She had thought it so many times it had become a part of her. Like her tong...
COLLEEN MCCARTY Nineteen free throws. We get her to the line that many times, that's a good sign.
CHRIS STRATHMAN seven times down eight times up like the Daruma doll
CHRIS BRADFORD There are no words to express the abyss between isolation and having one ally. It may be conceded to...
G.K. CHESTERTON Every single scar on her soul testifies of the times when she ignored the voice of her spirit
HENNA SOHAIL Every single scar on her soul testifies of the times when she ignored the voice of her spirit
HENNA SOHAIL Emily did not swim her fastest times but qualifying for the finals is a great achievement.
ELYCE KASTIGAR At times she felt crazed, like a lost wanderer traveling a path that led her anywhere but home.
LAUREN VALENCIA I really admire a woman for her intelligence, her personality. Beauty is not enough.
ROBERTO CAVALLI A couple times we pushed her out a little bit outside of what I thought her range was. A couple of t...
JEFF GUENTHER After working with Woody Allen, sharing screen space with De Niro was a dream come true.
ANUPAM KHER After my friend's accident I take care of her. It is always taking care, but it is difficult, becaus...
MAGGIE NELSON She opened her eyes a few times today. She didn't speak, but she did seem to focus on her son, Danie...
EMILY BAZELON We lost track of her a couple times. And she's too good of a shooter to lose track of.
JUSTIN SCHOMMER I can feel my body is starting to get tired, all that training, which I've been doing three or f...
CARMEN MARTON The restlessness that comes upon girls upon summer evenings results in lasting trouble unless it i...
SEDALIA TIMES [By Wednesday morning, the Arkansas Times had changed its tune, calling for a massive federal respon...
ARKANSAS TIMES [Down in central Arkansas, the people running the Arkansas Times (which perhaps could be called the ...
ARKANSAS TIMES [By Wednesday morning, the Arkansas Times had changed its tune, calling for a massive federal respon...
ARKANSAS TIMES [By Wednesday morning, the Arkansas Times had changed its tune, calling for a massive federal respon...
ARKANSAS TIMES [Down in central Arkansas, the people running the Arkansas Times (which perhaps could be called the ...
ARKANSAS TIMES [Down in central Arkansas, the people running the Arkansas Times (which perhaps could be called the ...
ARKANSAS TIMES An optimist is a driver who thinks that empty space at the curb won't have a hydrant beside it.
CHANGING TIMES [By Wednesday morning, the Arkansas Times had changed its tune, calling for a massive federal respon...
ARKANSAS TIMES [Down in central Arkansas, the people running the Arkansas Times (which perhaps could be called the ...
ARKANSAS TIMES Taiwan was more than happy to send its geopolitical rival away with the wooden spoon.
JAPAN TIMES Syphilis is back as sex diseases rise,
JAPAN TIMES Puffy Gains Real-Life Foothold on 'anime' -crazy U.S. Market
JAPAN TIMES But what does this offensive into the North American market mean to the artists themselves?
JAPAN TIMES 510 million rupees for cartoonist's head -- Uttar Pradesh minister announces bounty, government says...
HINDUSTAN TIMES Barbra Streisand has always been an inspiration for me. I admire Jennifer Lopez because she's be...
LAUREN LONDON To me, running a marathon is one of the ultimate challenges in sport. And for her to do it that many...
MATTHEW DOBSON 102. After my friend's accident I take care of her. It is always taking care, but it is difficult, b...
MAGGIE NELSON I've been stargazing hundreds of times. I look her in the eye.
DEDRICK D. L. PITTER Red's had her day. It's time to give pink a go.
ANTHONY T. HINCKS Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
IAN FLEMING Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
IAN FLEMING Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
AURIC GOLDFINGER Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action
IAN FLEMING She got up several times, crying with her head in her hands, but not loud outbursts.
MICHELLE GONZALES I walk four miles three or four times a week.
CHERYL LADD The individual woman is required a thousand times a day to choose either to accept her appointed rol...
JEANNETTE RANKIN I felt that thread that had come between us, tugging, tugging at my heart - so hard, it hurt me. A h...
SARAH WATERS A woman uses her intelligence to find reasons to support her intuition.
G. K. CHESTERTON A woman uses her intelligence to find reasons to support her intuition.
G.K. CHESTERTON Please live. Talk, think, act. And sometimes listen to the music... Look at paintings and at times b...
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