(About a cookbook...)
- What about this one? Maids of Honor?
- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor...but they ends up Tarts.

-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?
-Certainly. I'd know me anywhere.

You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.

-"He loved her...It was noble of him. It was beautiful."

-"It was stupid.

I never said nothing..."
"I know you never! I could hear you not saying anything! You've got the loudest silences I ever did hear from anyone who wasn't dead!

People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people.