-"He loved her...It was noble of him. It was beautiful."

-"It was stupid.

Forgive me....I called you an idiot. I spoke too hastily. You are not. Had I given it more thought, I would have called you a scoundrel.

And it's really very difficult to kill someone when all your inner instincts would oblige you to take off your hat first!

(About a cookbook...)
- What about this one? Maids of Honor?
- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor...but they ends up Tarts.

One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up.

All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it.