Actually, if my business was legitimate, I would deduct a substantial percentage for depreciation of my body.

You just can't be good in bed anymore. You have to be good at the keyboard too.

In America you can get away with murder, but not with sex.

As the Pentagon gave us the green light, we quickly made it clear to our viewers that that kind of thing goes on all the time.

Something is wrong here: sex has been with us since the human race began its existence, yet I would estimate that 90 percent of human beings still suffer enormous inhibitions in this area.

People behave differently to TV stars and film stars; it's to do with the scale of the medium. Film stars get hushed awe, TV stars get slapped on the back. Neither is good for you. Famous people don't hear the word 'no' enough.