In America you can get away with murder, but not with sex.

Something is wrong here: sex has been with us since the human race began its existence, yet I would estimate that 90 percent of human beings still suffer enormous inhibitions in this area.

You just can't be good in bed anymore. You have to be good at the keyboard too.

Actually, if my business was legitimate, I would deduct a substantial percentage for depreciation of my body.

As the Pentagon gave us the green light, we quickly made it clear to our viewers that that kind of thing goes on all the time.

The point is that any two differences between America and Europe could be highlighted and the different rates of murder, abortion, teen pregnancy, etc., could be attributed to this difference.