Advertising is the art of making whole lies out of half truths.

Immortality - a fate worse than death.

A skeptic is a person who would ask God for his ID card.

The two leading recipes for success are building a better mousetrap and finding a bigger loophole.

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing but nobody else does.

Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising