All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
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All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white...
ERMA BOMBECK Be grateful for every moment and every breath.
TERESA COLLINS I definitely have a little Woody Allen inside of me. That is true.
AUTRE NE VEUT It seems that our politicians see the world in black and white, so why not our artists? Did Woody Al...
ALEXANDER PAYNE Our life is a series of moments. Let them all go. Moments. All gathering towards this one.
NOW IS GOOD I think Woody Allen is Woody Allen, and no matter where he goes he still makes his Woody Allen films...
ABBAS KIAROSTAMI It was kind of scary because working with Woody Allen becomes sort of a big deal in your mind. He di...
RADHA MITCHELL All of us aspire to give our children something more, leave a country to our children that is a bett...
BYRON DORGAN I'm not saying that I'm better than anyone... I'm just saying that I'm one-of-a-kind.
C LIONG Most of us have only two or three genuinely interesting moments in our lives; the rest is filler.
DOUGLAS COUPLAND 'The Butler' has virtually nothing in common with its source material, the life of White Hou...
BEN SHAPIRO Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words?
MARCEL MARCEAU people who matter in our lives stay with us, haunting our most ordinary moments. They’re with us i...
CHRISTINA BAKER KLINE There is a destiny that makes us brothers, No one goes his way alone; All that we send into the live...
EDWIN MARKHAM One of the aspects of White Castle that makes us unique is we like to have fun with our menu and our...
JAMIE RICHARDSON Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It'...
DAVID LETTERMAN You could be taking a course on French or tai chi instead, but looking into generosity, ethics and w...
COLBY KAVANAGH the deceased don’t want you to forget about them. They just want you to move past it; not to dwell...
JUSTIN PYFROM Ultimately, our goal is for children and adults to understand that all of us have something meaningf...
DAVE ANDERSON Woody Allen is a great dramatist and a great comedian.
CATE BLANCHETT You and I have a rendezvous with destiny. We will preserve for our children this, the last best hope...
RONALD REAGAN The mightiest power of death is not that it can make people die, but that it can make the people you...
FREDRIK BACKMAN Closed eyes, heart not beating, but a living love.
AVIS COREA Like a deep sad note
played beneath the ocean
waving through the orb
the memories of ...
PAWAN MISHRA Ignorance breeds fear and hatred.
KRISTIN CAST None of us is interested in taking the thrill out of our roller coaster or any other fun ride that w...
ED MARKEY Nothing in this world is permanent but of course, change. At some point in our lives, we will encoun...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA All of us have to recognize that we owe our children more than we have been giving them.
HILLARY CLINTON Perhaps all the dragons in our lives are princesses who are only waiting to see us act, just once, w...
RAINER MARIA RILKE I hate Woody Allen physically, I dislike that kind of man.
ORSON WELLES But nothing beats a Woody Allen film on a Sunday night, with a glass of wine and some leftovers.
KATE FLEETWOOD For us, it's like you just built a new house, and you're leaving a house that never quite fit. And w...
PRINCIPAL MARY MCCONNELL All of us, at certain moments of our lives, need to take advice and to receive help from other peopl...
ALEXIS CARREL We all have three sides. We show one when we're with our friends and another when around our family....
KAYLA RAE There is a certain part of all of us that lives outside of time. Perhaps we become aware of our age ...
MILAN KUNDERA Our lives are just a series of moments. Past moments are unchangeable, future moments are unknowable...
JIM GENOVESE ...We pray together, we are afraid together, and then we go to sleep. Even if Satan came into the ho...
VICTOR HUGO We don't have the family organization the way we used to. My father lives with us because we have th...
DIXIE CARTER It is not that the child lives in a world of imagination, but that the child within us survives and ...
CESARE PAVESE With his unique combination of charm and courage, George transformed our city, our nation and our wo...
DOUGLAS ELLIOTT The music we're going to hear at the Opry House on Jan. 21 is music all of us need in our lives,
BILL PURCELL The process of filmmaking is very musical, you get into the rhythm and the rhythmics of how someone ...
CHARLOTTE RAMPLING Woody Allen said that 95% of history is explained as a man trying to impress a woman. And that's...
MITT ROMNEY What brings a real and lasting joy is our relationships with God, and our love for His other childre...
LINDSEY STIRLING I'm a writer and director, and the movie I've seen a million times is 'Stardust Memories...
ROMAN COPPOLA At some point in our lives, we will encounter moments that will make the world seem to go upside dow...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA At some point in our lives, we will encounter moments that will make everything seem to go upside do...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA Many of us live near the Hudson River. It's a thread that runs through our lives. By keeping the riv...
ANDY BICKING My early prose style - this is so embarrassing - was sort of a suburban, Presbyterian knockoff of Wo...
JOHN HUGHES There is a destiny That makes us brothers: None goes his way alone: All that we send into the lives ...
EDWIN MARKHAM I have a Woody Allen Jewish attitude to life: that it's all going to be disastrous. That it hasn...
ANTONY SHER Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's a...
DAVID LETTERMAN We don't need to have just one favorite. We keep adding favorites. Our favorite book is always the b...
LLOYD ALEXANDER Courage is what preserves our liberty, safety, life, and our homes and parents, our country and chil...
TITUS MACCIUS PLAUTUS Courage is what preserves our liberty, safety, life, and our homes and parents, our country and chil...
PLAUTUS Our faith comes in moments... yet there is a depth in those brief moments which constrains us to asc...
RALPH WALDO EMERSON We don't have the family organization the way we used to. My father lives with us because we hav...
DIXIE CARTER After working with Woody Allen, sharing screen space with De Niro was a dream come true.
ANUPAM KHER Rarely if ever, moments come that are so defining in our lives. The years are glutted with benign ma...
JOEL T. MCGRATH Some of us may just, in one-on-one conversations with our family, with our friends, over the back fe...
PATRICIA IRELAND Who are you, Woody Allen?
JOY BEHAR Death is tough for the people left behind on earth.
PRATEEKSHA MALIK People in the real world always say, when something terrible happens, that the sadness and loss and ...
FREDRIK BACKMAN When his wife was at his side, she was also in front of him, marking out the horizon of his life. No...
MILAN KUNDERA We must have the courage to allow a little disorder in our lives.
BEN WEININGER On matters of race, South Carolina has a tough history. We all know that. Many of us have seen it in...
NIKKI HALEY Perhaps we have been misguided into taking too much responsibility from our children, leaving them t...
HELEN HAYS When we were children, we were told that we have a motherland, and that motherland was Spain. Howeve...
HUGO CHAVEZ There is a destiny which makes us brothers; none goes his way alone. All that we send into the lives...
EDWIN MARKHAM If we are paying attention to our lives, we'll recognise those defining moments. The challenge f...
ROBIN S. SHARMA Be careful of relying on the opinion of others, these are the same people that like liver.
NANETTE L. AVERY “Obstacles are put in our way, not to stop us, but gives us a challenges to gain courage and stren...
TOM BAKER AKA THE PONDERING MAN I want to take all our best moments, put them in a jar, and take them out like cookies and savor eac...
CRYSTAL WOODS All of us, at certain moments of our lives, need to take advice and to receive help from other peopl...
ALEXIS CARREL Increasingly, the girl child is becoming an endangered specie as
pedophiles’ continue to roam...
OCHE OTORKPA Any faith that does not command the one who holds it is not a real belief; it is a pseudo belief onl...
A.W. TOZER Life is made of millions of moments, but we live only one of these moments at a time. As we begin to...
TRINIDAD HUNT Erotic longing is really a longing to merge with something greater than oneself. For every kind of l...
JULIANNE DAVIDOW I think the saddest moments in life have humor in them. I have a memory of coming home from a funera...
ZACH BRAFF All of life is a test and we all have our challenges to meet.
MARJORY SHEBA Do you believe in spirits? Or ghosts?...Yes, I do. I believe in ghosts....They're the ones who haunt...
CHRISTINA BAKER KLINE No one comes into our house and pushes us around.
DAN DEVINE It is all too evident that our nation, and the governments of other countries, require all the help ...
JIM SENSENBRENNER Even if it is only for a matter of moments, because those moments bring with them a Love so intense ...
PAULO COELHO All white-collar work is project work. The single salient fact that touches all of our lives is that...
TOM PETERS Your principal motive on a movie set is to get the film made, but on a Woody Allen set, there's ...
REBECCA HALL Such short little lives our pets have to spend with us, and they spend most of it waiting for us to ...
JOHN GROGAN How should we be able to forget those myths that are at the beginning of all peoples, the myths abou...
RAINER MARIA RILKE The pursuit of truth and beauty is a sphere of activity in which we are permitted to remain children...
ALBERT EINSTEIN We hope a lot of people can join us in this collaborative effort to improve the lives of children in...
CARRIE ZERAFA It'll be a very Woody Allen kind of film covering three layers of characters: the Indians from India...
HARISH DAYANI People wonder if it’s possible to meet a person, or to just read their name out loud for the first...
C. JOYBELL C. Tis this desire of bending all things to our own purposes which turns them into confusion and is the...
SARAH FIELDING By the side of the everlasting Why there is a Yes--a transitory Yes if you like, but a Yes.
E.M. FORSTER If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.
SALMAN RUSHDIE We do not know the true value of our moments until they have undergone the test of memory.
GEORGES DUHAMEL Children are not casual guests in our home. They have been loaned to us temporarily for the purpose ...
DR. JAMES DOBSON Children are not casual guests in our home. They have been loaned to us temporarily for the purpose ...
JAMES DOBSON Children are not casual guests in our home. They have been loaned to us temporarily for the purpose ...
DR. JAMES C. DOBSON The inscription on his gravestone had felt so wholly insufficient the moment she saw it. Just a name...
STUART NADLER
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