All sorts of bad things can happen to the beer. I wanted to eliminate that variable.

Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.

It doesn't change here. Even the mansion builders, those people come over here for chicken and $1 beer, too.

Every phone in the place started ringing. We had between 30 to 50 phones calls in the newsroom and an equal number at the front office in a 15-minute period.

He was a wise man who invented beer.

And the bar tender says to Renee Descartes, "Another beer?" And Descartes says, "I think not," and disappears