All the other stuff - the partying, the drinking and drugs... going out, having a good time, creating an image - is bull.

All you young Aussies just want to fuck and get fucked up, no?

There was a kindliness about intoxication - there was that indescribable gloss and glamour it gave, like the memories of ephemeral and faded evenings.

Free drinks have no carbs.

Piano Man put up a fight but his resistance was futile. Hell hath no fury like a drunken girl at her bachelorette party in the mood to sing.

I've smoked pot and drank with my dad. I've been drinking since I was 11. Drugs are illegal but we're going to do it no matter what anyone says.