Free drinks have no carbs.

Me? I go wherever the wind blows…and wherever the whiskey shots are half price.

He’s so outta my league, we’re not even playing the same sport… He’s professional soccer in Europe and I’m intramural badminton in the States.

I've never understood people who just go out for one drink. Once I have one drink, I want all the drinks.

Piano Man put up a fight but his resistance was futile. Hell hath no fury like a drunken girl at her bachelorette party in the mood to sing.

There was a kindliness about intoxication - there was that indescribable gloss and glamour it gave, like the memories of ephemeral and faded evenings.