Me? I go wherever the wind blows…and wherever the whiskey shots are half price.

He’s so outta my league, we’re not even playing the same sport… He’s professional soccer in Europe and I’m intramural badminton in the States.

Free drinks have no carbs.

C’mon good girl, be bad.

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe.

In the history of risk taking, had there ever been a better reason to take a chance than genuine, heart-pounding, scary-ass love?