All those Americans coming to Canada because of #Obamacare are sure going to be mad when they see that we have free healthcare too.

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it is free.

Americans know as much about Canada as straight people do about gays. Americans arrive at the border with skis in July, and straight people think that being gay is just a phase. A very long phase.

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.

What part of Canada are you from, honey?"

"THE LEFT PART," said Jay.

It will be the biggest game of my life. Canada will be a lot tougher than the Americans.