All you may need to be happy is love, but to survive you need money!

Three things are needed for a good life, good friends, good food, and good song.

Friends are the greatest labor and the greatest reward

Distance makes the heart grow fonder, and familiarity breeds contempt. According to this my soul mate should be in Thailand.

They are the greatest curse of all great men, daughters

Genius - the ability to produce fantastic amounts of equally fantastic bullshit that all makes perfect sense